C H U R C H R E F O R M S E R I E S
By Biblicism Institute
To GEORGE W BUSH:
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, where are Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction?
POTUS: They’re there. We just couldn’t find them after blowing trillions of dollars and killing 1.1 million people. Look at it this way. We destroyed Afghanistan and Iraq. I’d say that’s pretty good.
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, how did Christians fare under Saddam Hussein of Iraq?
POTUS: Too good if you ask me. They even had one of their own as Minister of something of whatnot. That’s why my invasion unleashed the extremists. So now most of these Christians fled their homes and are now refugees in Syria and Jordan. That’s a good thing.
To BARACK OBAMA:
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, where is the change you promised?
POTUS: America got worse, didn’t it? In addition, I did manage to destroy Syria and Libya, and helped the Saudis and Emiratis start a war against Yemen. I’m winning against my predecessor 3:2.
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, how did Christians fare under Gaddafi of Libya and how are they doing under Assad of Syria?
POTUS: Too good if you ask me. They were treated extremely well and were given special treatment. Can’t have that. So I unleashed the terrorists…(clears throat) I mean freedom fighters, liberty seekers, democracy hunters to fight these 2 dictators. So now Libyan Christians fled their homes to… somewhere, and Syrian Christians to Lebanon, Jordan, and Europe. That’s a very good thing.
To DONALD TRUMP:
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, are you any different from your predecessors?
POTUS: Hell, no. I have unlawfully, dictatorially, and contrary to biblical history declared Jerusalem as Apartheid Israel’s capital in order to provoke the Arabs; I bombed Syria twice and established a ground base there to steal their oil; I hiked the number of troops in Afghanistan to only reduce some at the end of my term instead of removing all of them; I also failed to remove all the troops from Iraq, Syria, and Germany like I promised; I helped Saudi Arabia and the UAE bomb the hell out of Yemen; I provoked Iran, killed their general, and came close to bombing them; I pushed an economic war to starve the Iranians, Cubans, Venezuelans, Yemenis, North Koreans, Palestinians, and Syrians; I allowed Apartheid Israel to bomb and destroy the Beirut port; and finally I started a cold war with China that could get hot soon. In other words, I did better than my predecessors to perpetuate war and misery in the Middle East and beyond.
All POTUSes are liars and murderers (except maybe a handful few).
Stats from US-Israeli-sponsored terrorism and wars in the Middle East:
Estimated combined deaths so far (direct and indirect): about 27 million
Estimated displaced people and refugees so far: as many as 59 million
“The fact is, we don’t have to be in the Middle East, other than we want to protect Israel. We’ve been very good to Israel. Other than that, we don’t have to be in the Middle East. You know there was a time we needed desperately oil, we don’t need that anymore. We have more than they do, isn’t that nice?” – Donald Trump
“Like the glaze covering an earthen vessel are fervent lips with an evil heart. Whoever hates disguises himself with his lips and harbors deceit in his heart; when he speaks graciously, believe him not, for there are seven abominations in his heart; though his hatred be covered with deception, his wickedness will be exposed in the assembly. Whoever digs a pit will fall into it, and a stone will come back on him who starts it rolling.” Proverbs 26: 23-28
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