C H U R C H R E F O R M S E R I E S
By Biblicism Institute
To GEORGE W BUSH:
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, where are Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction?
POTUS: They’re there. We just couldn’t find them after blowing trillions of dollars and killing 1.1 million people. Look at it this way. Apartheid Israel did 9/11 in cahoots with me and Cheney and Rumsfeld because they have this fantastic plan to redraw the map of the Middle East to benefit their Apartheid country, and the happy result was that we destroyed Afghanistan and Iraq. I’d say that’s pretty good.
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, how did Christians fare under Saddam Hussein of Iraq?
POTUS: Too good if you ask me. They even had one of their own as Minister of something of whatnot. That’s why my invasion unleashed the extremists. So now most of these Christians fled their homes and are now refugees in Syria and Jordan. That’s a good thing.
To BARACK OBAMA:
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, where is the change you promised?
POTUS: America got worse, didn’t it? In addition, to continue Apartheid Israel’s plan to destroy the Middle East and reconfigure the region to their benefit, I managed to destroy Syria and Libya, and helped the Saudis and Emiratis start a war against Yemen. The Zionists say I’m winning against my predecessor 3:2.
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, how did Christians fare under Gaddafi of Libya and how are they doing under Assad of Syria?
POTUS: Too good if you ask me. They were treated extremely well and were given special treatment. Can’t have that. So I unleashed the terrorists…(clears throat) I mean freedom fighters, liberty seekers, democracy hunters to fight these 2 dictators. So now Libyan Christians fled their homes to… somewhere, and Syrian Christians to Lebanon, Jordan, and Europe. It’s the Zionist war against Christianity, so I can’t interfere. And let me tell you, if Jews are doing it, it’s a very good thing.
To DONALD TRUMP:
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, are you any different from your predecessors?
POTUS: Hell, no. I aim to Make Apartheid Israel Great Again (MAIGA). So I have unlawfully, dictatorially, and contrary to biblical history declared Jerusalem as Apartheid Israel’s capital in order to provoke the Arabs; I bombed Syria twice and established a ground base there to steal their oil; I hiked the number of troops in Afghanistan to only reduce some at the end of my term instead of removing all of them; I also failed to remove all the troops from Iraq, Syria, and Germany like I promised; I helped Saudi Arabia and the UAE bomb the hell out of Yemen; I provoked Iran, killed their general, and came close to bombing them; I pushed an economic war to starve the Iranians, Cubans, Venezuelans, Yemenis, North Koreans, Palestinians, Lebanese, and Syrians; I allowed Apartheid Israel to bomb and destroy the Beirut port; I started a cold war with China because Apartheid Israel says they’re buying oil from Iran, which is a red line for them, and, let me tell you, that war could get hot soon; and finally I originated the Covid Pandemic when I released the virus in China to destroy them as part of that cold war against them and, of course, as per Apartheid Israel’s demand, and then unleashed on the world toxic vaccines fabricated by Jewish Big Pharma that will kill and maim millions if not billions. In other words, I did better than my predecessors to perpetuate war, death, and misery, not just in the Middle East but throughout the world.
All POTUSes are liars and murderers (except maybe a handful few).
Stats from US-Israeli-sponsored terrorism and wars in the Middle East:
Estimated combined deaths so far (direct and indirect): about 27 million
Estimated displaced people and refugees so far: as many as 59 million
“The fact is, we don’t have to be in the Middle East, other than we want to protect Israel. We’ve been very good to Israel. Other than that, we don’t have to be in the Middle East. You know there was a time we needed desperately oil, we don’t need that anymore. We have more than they do, isn’t that nice?” – Donald Trump
“Like the glaze covering an earthen vessel are fervent lips with an evil heart. Whoever hates disguises himself with his lips and harbors deceit in his heart; when he speaks graciously, believe him not, for there are seven abominations in his heart; though his hatred be covered with deception, his wickedness will be exposed in the assembly. Whoever digs a pit will fall into it, and a stone will come back on him who starts it rolling.” Proverbs 26: 23-28
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