C H U R C H R E F O R M S E R I E S
By Biblicism Institute
To GEORGE W BUSH:
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, where are Iraq’s weapons of mass destruction?
POTUS: They’re there. We just couldn’t find them after blowing trillions of dollars and killing 1.1 million people. Look at it this way. We destroyed Afghanistan and Iraq. I’d say that’s pretty good.
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, how did Christians fare under Saddam Hussein of Iraq?
POTUS: Too good if you ask me. They even had one of their own as Minister of something of whatnot. That’s why my invasion unleashed the extremists. So now most of these Christians fled their homes and are now refugees in Syria and Jordan. That’s a good thing.
To BARACK OBAMA:
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, where is the change you promised?
POTUS: America got worse, didn’t it? And I did manage to destroy Syria and Lybia. I’m 2 for 2 with my predecessor.
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, how did Christians fare under Gaddafi of Libya and how are they doing under Assad of Syria?
POTUS: Too good if you ask me. They were treated extremely well and were given special treatment. Can’t have that. So I unleashed the terrorists…(clears throat) I mean freedom fighters, liberty seekers, democracy hunters to fight these 2 dictators. So now Libyan Christians fled their homes to… somewhere, and Syrian Christians to Lebanon, Jordan, and Europe. That’s a very good thing.
To DONALD TRUMP:
The People: Mr. so-called POTUS, will you be any different from your predecessors? Will you bring peace to the Middle East?
POTUS: Hell, no. I have unlawfully, dictatorially, and contrary to biblical history declared Jerusalem as Apartheid Israel’s capital in order to provoke the Arabs, and then I will bomb the shit out of them.
All POTUSes are liars and murderers (except maybe a handful few).
Estimated combined death so far (direct and indirect): about 27 million
Estimated displaced people and refugees so far: as many as 59 million
The reason for all these wars: Israel
“Like the glaze covering an earthen vessel are fervent lips with an evil heart. Whoever hates disguises himself with his lips and harbors deceit in his heart; when he speaks graciously, believe him not, for there are seven abominations in his heart; though his hatred be covered with deception, his wickedness will be exposed in the assembly. Whoever digs a pit will fall into it, and a stone will come back on him who starts it rolling.” Proverbs 26: 23-28
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